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Rejected taglines for “I am the Giraffe”
1. “And you’re not.”
2. “A little tit, a little tat.”
3. “All the bilge that’s fit to blog.”
4. “They say this cat Giraffe is a bad mother–Shut yo’ mouth! But I’m talkin’ ’bout Giraffe–Then we can dig it.”
5. “Because these posts are hella long.”
6. “Ball, get out of my nachos!”
How the 2008 Election could be worse
I had a dream the other night that John McCain got engaged to Ann Coulter. I promise you, I have no idea where that came from. I just kept thinking, “Is there anything he could have done to make himself less popular?” I can’t tell you how relieved I was to wake up, though it did take me a few minutes to process that Cindy was still in the picture and Ann blissfully single.
My husband, on driving
“It makes me feel better about myself to belittle others.”
“My light can only shine brighter if I blow out everyone else’s candle.”
For those of you interested in Mormon blogging
I will be guest-posting at By Common Consent for the next couple weeks–or days, depending on how quickly I piss them off or bore them all to tears. Heck, my time could be up right now, for all I know. Here I am. Read quickly.
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