Princess Zurg analyzes pop culture trends
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Princess Zurg: Mom, do you think that even though the Jonas Brothers aren’t very good musicians, they still might be good at other things?
Madhousewife: I’m sure they have other talents we don’t know about.
PZ: Yeah, like maybe they’re good at sports, or drawing…or math. Yeah, math. Maybe they play music so they can get better at math.
Mad: I’m sure that’s it.
Later…
Princess Zurg: Mom, why are the Disney bands like the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana so popular?
Mad: Disney made them popular.
PZ: Oh, right. Heavy marketing.
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Driving home from the beach, taking in the scenery
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Sugar Daddy: Woah, check out that house!
Madhousewife: That’s awesome.
SD: Purple with a metal roof!
Mad: It’s awesome.
SD: Can we buy that house someday?
Mad: Yes.
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Random quotes out of context
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Mister Bubby: “Bugs are just idiotic fools.”
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…and…
Girlfriend: “He kicked me! He kicked me in the crotch!”
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July 21, 2009 at 2:45 pm
bythelbs
PZ is so wise.
And I want you to buy that house so that I can come visit you in it.
MB is awesome.
I hope Girlfriend was talking about her actual crotch. Ouch!
July 21, 2009 at 5:31 pm
madhousewife
As opposed to her virtual crotch?
July 21, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Julie
So, the awesomeness is hereditary, right? Seriously.
July 22, 2009 at 7:26 am
Susan M
“Bugs are just idiotic fools.”
You are all my witnesses: I hereby pledge to use that phrase in at least one conversation today.
July 22, 2009 at 7:33 pm
flip flop mama
Bugs ARE idiotic fools. Wise words.