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May 24, 2006 at 12:57 am
sigsegv11
Oh my god… you have a kid named Elvis? What the hell were you thinking? I feel so much sorrow for your child that words simply cannot express.
January 29, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Georgina Edwards
Hello.
I’m writing to you on behalf of an arts festival in Melbourne, Australia, called Next Wave, and we need your help.
For our festival this year we’re using Google.com to find images from around the world as part of the promotion of the festival. The theme for the festival is ‘Closer Together’ and is partly about connecting with people from around the world through the internet.
We found an image on your website through Google and would like to use it for the purpose of promoting the Festival, so we’re writing to ask your permission. The image name is attached to this email (hillarybigfoot.JPG). If you are happy for us to use the image, you don’t have to do anything else, we already have the image from your website, just read the information below, fill in your name and the date, and reply to the email.
Also, yours won’t be the only image. On each poster or program there will be between five and ten images with it (as a kind of image sentence). The poster and the program will also incorporate the names and trade marks of sponsors of Next Wave and the 2008 Next Wave festival. The image would be used on around 2,000 copies of a poster or around 30,000 copies of the program, and on the website and possibly in other advertising and promotional materials and Next Wave archive materials.
The poster will be displayed and the program will be distributed in various public places around Melbourne and elsewhere in Australia. The website will of course be accessible anywhere in the world.
We’d be happy to post you a copy of the final poster or program if you’d like to see it.
Thanks for your time, and I look forward to hearing back from you.
George Edwards
From Chase & Galley
(we’re doing the promotional design work for Next Wave)
george@chaseandgalley.com
There’s more information about the festival at
http://www.nextwave.org.au/
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2008 Next Wave Festival
Closer Together
15 – 31 May, 2008
I, _________________________________, hereby grant permission for Next Wave Festival Inc (“Next Wave”) to use the attached image(s) as part of the promotion of the 2008 Next Wave Festival.
I hereby grant a non-exclusive, perpetual licence to Next Wave to screen, sample, copy, adapt, publish and communicate to the public the attached image(s), for the purpose of the promotion of Next Wave and the 2008 Next Wave Festival. No fee shall be paid by Next Wave to me for this licence.
Next Wave will contact me and I must agree in writing to any other use of the image(s).
I consent to Next Wave not crediting me as the author of the image(s) and that this will not infringe my moral rights in the image(s).
I confirm that I am the owner of the copyright in the attached image(s) and that no other person(s) have any rights in relation to the image(s) that are inconsistent with the rights I have granted to Next Wave.
I also confirm that I am the creator of the image(s).
Name _________________________________
Date _________________________________
March 3, 2008 at 11:58 pm
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May 22, 2008 at 1:02 am
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April 13, 2009 at 5:57 am
Cathy Shelp
You Ms. Giraffe are a very funny lady!!! In regards to the one whom felt sorrow for your son named Elvis…. Feel sorrow for starving children!!!
get a life!!