This is funny:

Why Mommy Is a Democrat

The best part is that it’s not a joke.  As a joke, it’s not funny.  As reality, it’s not really funny so much as it’s darn funny.

I’m going to write my own children’s book called Why Daddy Is a Republican.  And illustrate the front cover with a bunch of scary wolves.  Not that anything could be more frightening than those squirrels.