“I’m not going to get into a name-calling match with the administration’s chief attack dog.”–Harry Reid, responding after Vice President Dick Cheney accused him of pursuing a defeatist strategy in Iraq to win votes at home

Way to stay above the fray, Senator Reid.  I’m so glad you didn’t go the name-calling route.

And in the interest of equal time, here’s a comedy gem from Conan O’Brien’s Celebrity Survey:

“The fastest way to contact me is to…”

Bruce Springsteen wrote...

Matthew McConaughey wrote...

Dick Cheney wrote...

If you’re going to get nasty, the least you can do is be funny.

Last, but not Least

Trust a TV critic to deliver the snark on TV Turn-off Week.