For those of you who still doubt that Halloween warps our children:

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If I really wanted to scare you, I’d post pictures of me wearing black lipstick and wielding the corna \m/ \m/ at the Nightwish concert, but a) I’m a spoilsport, and b) like the first picture I ever post of myself is going to be something that unflattering?  (Beauty tip:  pale women with crow’s feet shouldn’t wear black makeup.)  As long as we’re on the subject of stuff that’ll never happen…

Like I was actually going to wear a fishnet shirt???  Come on, people!

I did, however, wear the gun necklace:

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And the fishnet gloves:

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And I don’t have any nail polish remover at this house, so I got to wear the black nail polish to church.  I looked pretty slick.

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