When Elvis gets upset, he starts shouting words that comfort him.  Words like “ketchup” and “french fries.”  Only it’s more like, “KETCHUP!  FRENCH FRIES!  HAMBURGERS!  PIZZA!”  Just saying the words seems to help him calm down.  The list changes according to his mood and current preferences.

Today’s list:

“POPCORN!”

“PANCAKES!”

“THOMAS!”

“JESUS!”

“SALAMI!”

“APPLE JUICE!”

Yep, that about covers it.

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