Deciding where to eat lunch

Sugar Daddy:  We could go to Baja Fresh.

Mad:  I don’t think I’ve ever actually eaten at Baja Fresh.

SD:  I prefer to call it “Ba-jay-jay Fresh.”

Mad:  Please don’t say that again.


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Elvis’s new words

“Toshiba”

“Magnavox”

“Amaranth”


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Elvis’s new aphorisms

“Don’t touch people’s trash cans.”

“Don’t poop on the iPod.”

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