Madhousewife:  I haven’t been to that many funerals.  I think I’ve only been to…four funerals in my life.

Sugar Daddy:  I went to a funeral while I was a missionary, and I went to your mom’s funeral.  Did your grandpa have a funeral?

Mad:  No.

SD:  I don’t think I want a funeral.

Mad:  I want a funeral.  I want lots of crying, too.  I think I’m going to go before you, incidentally.

SD:  Can I bring a date?

Mad:  Sure.  Can’t say the children would approve, of course.

SD:  Well, it’s not about them, is it?

Mad:  True.


Have you planned your funeral yet?