Mister Bubby: Mom! Mom! Mom!
Madhousewife: I’m right here, what do you want?
MB: I need you to get my blankets. They’re downstairs.
Mad: Why did you come all the way upstairs to tell me that you needed stuff downstairs?
MB: Because you were upstairs at the time!
Mad: Hey, buddy.
Girlfriend: I’m not a buddy!
Mad: What? Aren’t we buddies?
Girlfriend: Mommy, we’re females.
MB: Can you turn left on a flashing red light?
Mad: Yes. After stopping.
MB: Can you turn left on a flashing yellow light?
Mad: Yes, after yielding to oncoming traffic.
MB: Can you go forward on a flashing yellow light?
MB: Can you go backward through a flashing yellow light?
MB: Can you turn around and spin and do some fancy moves?
Mad: I don’t recommend that.