I know what you’re thinking.  “Mad, is that all natural?!”

Why, yes.  Yes, it is.

Oh!  Unless you were referring to the color, in which case, no, it’s not natural.  That is, it does not occur anywhere in nature.  Except among a tribe of very stupid, cheap people who decide to color their own hair at home with products labeled FOR PROFESSIONAL USE ONLY.

The good news is that it looks a little punk.  The bad news is, I’m about 20 years too old to pull off “punk.”  Okay, maybe only 15 years too old.  But still, if anyone asks…I TOTALLY MEANT TO DO THIS.