Mister Bubby gussies up for church
Madhousewife: Your hair looks handsome, Mister Bubby.
Mister Bubby: No, it doesn’t. It looks normal.
MB: I’m always handsome.
Mad: That is true.
MB: And I smell great because I’m wearing three different colognes.
Mad: Oh, my. I think that might be too many.
MB: But I couldn’t decide. They all smelled so good.
Girlfriend, (mostly) mama’s girl
Girlfriend: Mama, I want to be with you.
Mad: You are with me.
GF: But I want to be with you all the time.
GF: Because I’m sad when you go away.
GF: But when I have a babysitter, I’m not so sad.
In which Princess Zurg is scandalized
Mad: November 22 is the fifteenth anniversary of our first date.
Sugar Daddy: AND our first kiss.
Mad: Yeah, yeah.
Princess Zurg: Wait. You kissed on your first date?
Mad: Yeah, your mom was trashy that way.
SD: Your mom was a hussy back then.
PZ: But seriously. Your first date???
Mad: My parents kissed on their first date. I thought that was how it was done.
Mad: It’s not, by the way.