Mister Bubby: DC Universe is all about people wearing their underpants outside of their pants.

Mad: You’re right.

MB: Batman wears his underpants outside of his pants.

Mad: Yes.

MB: Superman wears his underpants outside of his pants.

Mad: And Wonder Woman only wears her underwear.

MB: And a bra.

Mad: It’s a bustier.

MB: The Flash sometimes wears his underpants outside of his pants.

Mad: What about Aquaman?

MB: Yes. Usually. And Hawkgirl wears her underpants outside of her pants.

Mad: And Hawkman.

MB: But Captain America doesn’t wear his underpants outside of his pants.

Mad: Certainly not.

MB: You could make the argument that Spiderman wears his underpants outside of his pants, but I don’t agree with that argument because you can clearly see that he is wearing a latex suit and no underpants.

Mad: Yes. Clearly.

MB: And Hulk just wears ripped-up shorts. And is sometimes naked.

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