“You can’t be an idiot when you’re driving.”

“If that car turns, he will be an idiot.”

“You can’t smash cars.”

“Can I smash pedestrians?”
“No. We never, never smash pedestrians.”
“Because then they can’t get exercise.”
“Right. That’s exactly right.”

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“If they don’t know how to drive, you honk at them.”

“Why do we need pedestrians?”

“No turn on red, dude!”