The iToaster

I was just talking to a friend on the phone while my daughter was vehemently requesting a screening of Barney at the Farm. After a few moments of intense chaos, I apologized to my friend: “I’m sorry–I was having some confusion with the phone and the VCR.” She pointed out that there is a most unfortunate gap between modern women’s needs and the current technology. We obviously need a universal remote that is both phone and VCR/DVD player.

“And toaster,” I said. “The toast must be tended to as well.”

“And curling iron,” said my friend.

“And blow dryer,” said I.

One could go on and on, but one thing’s for sure: we would not call it the iPad. Because that name is already taken.

What do you want on your iToaster?